$NARRAT1VE
One good narrative can save you. This is it. Literally.
scroll if you want, or don't. who cares.
THE NARRATIVE
You're here for a reason. A story. A purpose. You want the tek, the whitepaper, the 100-page roadmap to generational wealth.
This ain't it.
The narrative is that the narrative is everything. This coin is the coin. The dog is the good boy. The chart is the art. We are boasting about the technology by having no technology. It's so advanced, it's just a vibe.
T0K3N0M1C$
100%
In Circulation. In the pool. In the wild. For you.
0%
Team Tokens. We bought our own bags on the open market like true degens.
LP
Burnt. Gone. Reduced to atoms. The leash is melted. The dog is free.
ROADMAP?
A roadmap implies a destination. A plan. Responsibility.
Our roadmap is this website. And the chart. And the memes.
Phase 1: Launch.
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Narrative achieved.